Draw-Play 2

Forty levels of this bullshit? No thanks. I guess drawing in kindergarten does pay off somewhere as stated by the badge. Welcome to Draw-Play 2, the biggest waste of time you’ll ever face. I felt this game was done very half-assed. Although, there is some potential and the game is very unique, the draw backs are within some levels of retardedness where you actually have to be very precise in how you draw. Greg has made some bad decisions in the past, but this is by far the worst.

Get through that you cunt.

What makes this shit bag even worse is the use of music… what the hell such bad choices, so annoying and its looped too. There’s are nice set of instructions in the game menu and a level editor. Why would you want to make your own levels if others can’t play it? Quite gay in my opinion.

Warbears

All bear lovers unite! That’s right we’re gonna get into one of my favorite point and click action packed games known as Warbears. This semi-difficult puzzle well have you wanting for more, and for you bear addicts out there this is the site for you. You’ll be enticed in a world where bears and humans live alike. As you join the secret agents in Warbears in trying to prevent a bank robbery from occurring you have to go through several armed men, bank security and umm… pizza. There’s plenty of humor as this amazing chapter unfolds. Remember this is just mission one if you like this game here is the main site that shows all the other games in the Warbears series.

Lush, cartoony and cute 2D graphics are present in this game. They have there own style and flare which adds to the authenticity of the game.  Apparently, there are alot of hidden secrets to be locked via getting high scores. Other minor features include a small battle system which really only occurs with the dude with the sword. Although you can just spam the same attack and you should be fine (so it doesn’t really work). Keep in mind, you score more points if you don’t get damaged.

The Fancy Pants Adventures

Are you tired of eating mushrooms all day and hitting breaks with your head? Going down pipe tunnels and hitting Goomba’s all day might be a bit amusing for a while, but seriously in a Plumber suit? Why mess around killing your brain cells playing that which you can be wearing uber Fancy Pants in the awesomeness elite game which I recommend you all play called, The Fancy Pants Adventures. Yup, that’s right Fancy Pants well bring you somewhat back to a cult classic known as Mario. The game is very similar in all respects but is a little bit more original as well. I find that this game is the combination between Sonic and Mario and I’m sure you all agree. This game features some exhilarating enemies such as spiders and rats with guns. Be prepared for the most dangerous boss you’ll ever encounter, a penguin! With the latest addition of badges on the game you’ll be wanting help to find those squiggles and getting the speed run perfectly… it’s sorta hard I did it in 2:59…

The animation is surprisingly smooth with excellent graphics. Some users may feel some lag, press “Q” to change quality. The artwork is very well done. You’ll find the game very entertaining, especially when attempting the speed run. The controls are very simple and easy to use. Also, all the information is relayed on the interface which is very easy to see; lives, squiggles etc.

Sonny

I know alot of you have been waiting for this one. The game that’s being featured in this post is now the highest rated game on Kongregate, that’s right fuck you DTD. At first glance it looks like a modernized version of any classic RPG but it’s much much more. Sonny, will take you into a fantasy world based in the future. Storyline wise is very short but the fun thing is that you learn more about Sonny and the story as the game progresses with many different commentaries during the fight. Along the way you’ll get to play with a few different characters but you don’t get to control them or play with their stats, your only concern is Sonny. For those of you that don’t already know Sonny is a zombie… sorry if I ruined it for you. Just thought I would point that out to everyone.

Sonny has alot of the classic elements you would see in any turn based RPG just like the Mardek Series and Max Mesiria series. What makes this game a little bit more unique is being able to customize your characters abilities, stats and also choosing a particular class. The classes available are Gun Slinger, Assassin, Destroyer and Guardian. The differences between these classes are there base stats and the weapons and armor they can wield. For beating the game I find assassin and destroyer the easiest to play with, gun slinger is good as well. Remember each class has their primary stat, an example is assassin which is speed. The battle system interface is pretty easy to use so there should be no problems there. I won’t be offering any help with how to build your characters but if you have any questions feel free to comment and I’ll answer them as soon as possible. On another note you also get to customize your abilities via the ability tree. You should probably prioritize what you pick keeping in mind the class you chose.

You can tell that the developer really put effort into the game. The voice acting was excellent and really added to the game, some making it even funny. The gameplay was consistent throughout the entirety of the game, introducing new enemies every zone, and new armors and weapons as well. The artwork for the armors/ weapons and characters… wow, just wow. The game really looks well done overall. Later on as you level you get to really start looking elite. The length of the game isn’t too long and there’s an extra bonus zone to test the full potential of your characters even after you beat the game. Overall the game was really well executed and I can’t wait till Sonny 2 comes out. Read on for the badge guide.

Onslaught2

Finally a semi-decent brand spanking new tower defense game. Well… maybe not so new. Onslaught2 has been in beta for quite a bit now. The game brings plenty of new features to the tower defense genre and has a very devoting fan base. From customizing maps to figuring out new strategies and making different combos this game has it all. It’s also run on an infinity loop meaning, the game never ends. Which sorta sucks. I very much liked this game. I enjoyed it throughly while trying to come up with the perfect strategy to get those darn badges. Today I will reveal them to you. One thing I don’t understand is why a bunch of creeps are trying to get into Area 51. Look at them, did you see what they look like? Anyways while your getting molested by printers, stars and bugs read on to learns some very useful information. Oh, here’s a useful link on how to play. You’ll pretty much learn everything from this.

Before going on and on about how I like most of the features in the game and comparing it to other garbage on Kongregate lets talk about the visuals, sound and playability. Animations and overall gameplay is very smooth but after around wave 200 or so you’ll most likely start witnessing some severe frame lag which ruins the gameplay, go to settings to try and reduce that a bit. Thank god for the mute button because after the first 5 minutes of hearing “pew-pew” and “pop” noises it slowly starts getting to you, no music is no featured in this game. Overall, I liked the concept and ideas around the game, the starting is pretty dull tho. You’ll go on about 200 kills before even starting to make a second tower. Although, I do get off of sending a couple waves at a time and seeing them get annihilated. Later on, lag well most definitely occur so be prepared.

I could go on and on about some of the features in this game. But instead, I’ll save you all the trouble of reading most of this nonsense (since your just looking for the cheats anyways) and just emphasize the main points. Comboing towers are essential in this game, especially if you want to get the badges. There are many combinations of towers that create secondary effects, which later on you well need. You can click this link for more information. There are also some tower that can link there damage together. An example of this is the laser tower. Remember to check the combo or linking range press “C”. Speaking of this keyboard shortcut, the game offers plenty of them which is awesome for the hardcore gamers. Modifier turrets are also offered in this game such as damage, range and rate modifiers. Please note that this does not work for special towers. What made this game stick out to me was how there are so many strategies that you can try out and see which ones come on top. My favorites are laser rocket combo and the one your most likely gonna use the slow nukes combo. I’ll provide more information on these as I continue onto the discussion of the badges.

Stormwinds 1.5

Well, since I do not have access to my xbox ATM I decided to write up yet another review, Stormwinds 1.5. So, lets get started

Stormwinds 1.5 is a defense game where you build up an array of turrets and other mechanisms,to defend your base. This may sound all well and good but it is in fact rather difficult to get alot done in this game.

Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2

I am so excited to do this review, I have always loved these kinds of games, so this one is going to be a treat.

SCGMD 2 is a music rhythm game that plays, and feels very similar to Guitar Hero. The objective of the game is to get perfects (ouch!) on every song to obtain the impossible badge. Obviously that last part is difficult so I will get to the cheating a little bit later.

Caravaneer

Well, welcome back to Unforgiven’s post of the week… um second post of the week. Anyways, onto the review of Caravaneer.

To start it all off caravaneer is one of those games that I do not like to be honest, but in all fairness I will write a hopefully unbiased review. Anywho, in Caravaneer you play a character of your creation who must conduct trade between cities and defend yourself from robbers along the way.

The basic system of Caravaneer has your character trading between 3 basic cities for the necessities like food and water and even some extra items to make a little profit along the way. For each venture into the desert you will need to be prepared, having a gun, ammo, food and water is essential and poorly planned excursions can end disastrously, it’s like The Oregon Trail on steroids. When you run into a robber on your route to a city you must fend them off. This is where the game gets some action to it and gets fun, In my opinion. Each turn during combat your team moves around and attacks the enemy, while this isn’t too exciting it is probably the most exciting thing in the entire game.

Personally I never made it far into the game, but apparently it is also possible to by vehicles to transport your goods instead of the slow oxen, and mules that you normally have. Now onto the good stuff, Hacks!!.

Subscribing to Badges

Well well, you guys must be in for a surprise. You thought that this site would just offer you cheap tricks on getting your badges? I don’t think so.

Bubble Tanks

A very unique bubble shooting experience. Your pretty much a “bubble tank,” who fights in random environments and destroys enemy bubbles. You absorb bubbles and evolve into a more powerful fighter. Bubble Tanks is able to generate over 8000 battlefields and 37,000 enemies. Wow… who cares. Who is actually gonna play this game for that long. It’s unique and original but quite frankly it’s just plain boring. Let’s just get onto the walkthrough.